Even though I love this episode, Big is doing more than usual to bring out the worst in Carrie Bradshaw. Before we get to that... Miranda has an interior designer, Madeline, who gets her a couch right before Miranda's friend Jeremy comes to visit from London. Miranda said he could crash with her, but after … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 7: The Chicken Dance
Season 2, Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
Carrie is keeping her reconciliation with Big a secret for reasons that, I assume, have to do with her being the worst. And here are some other reasons she's the worst. #1: She is out with her friends at Charlotte’s gallery opening. With Charlotte and Miranda already there with dates and Samantha seeing a man … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
Season 2, Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
This is another episode that I dislike. Carrie, Charlotte, and Samantha attend the funeral of a famous designer, Javier something or other, dead at 34 of a heroin overdose. SIDEBAR WHO IS MORE INAPPROPRIATE? A) Samantha for wearing this outfit to a funeral. https://satcgifs.tumblr.com/post/170847697431 B) Samantha for offering to raise money for Javier House, the … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
Season 2, Episode 4: They Shoot Single People, Don’t They?
We open the episode with Carrie and the girls out dancing at a salsa club and celebrating because they are all single at the same time. But is Samantha ever REALLY single? It is such a girls' night that Samantha shoots down the owner of the club (William, don't worry, we see him again) when … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 4: They Shoot Single People, Don’t They?
Season 2, Episode 3: The Freak Show
Another terrible episode. Seriously, I hate it. The episode opens with the shocking revelation that people in NYC are trying to get laid. Samantha ends up on a date with some S&M freak who somehow manages to hang himself by handcuffs and chains in his closet. Charlotte meets Mitch, a guy well known for his … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 3: The Freak Show
Season 2, Episode 2: The Awful Truth
Oh god, the Susan Sharon episode. I hate this episode. Carrie’s annoying friend Susan Sharon is married to a dipshit and decides to dump him and stay at Carrie’s apartment. It doesn’t take us long to jump in to reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst. And also I just want to get this episode … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 2: The Awful Truth
Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Whhhhhooooooo boy: the first post Big breakup/New Yankee episode and it’s a doozy. Charlotte and Miranda show up at Carrie's apartment to drag her out (and pick Samantha up on the way while she's trying to stick it out with James) in an attempt to get her out of her apartment and hole of self-wallowing … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
And now, we've reached the season one finale. Miranda is dating a playwright, Thomas John Anderson. They have amazing sex, but then he always needs to shower immediately afterwards because when he was growing up, the nuns told him sex is a sin. Walking and talking with Carrie, Miranda tells Carrie that if she had … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
Carrie and Big are all blissful in bed until one morning when she wakes up and farts. She is so embarrassed that she runs out of bed covered in blankets and immediately runs in to the door. She gets dressed to leave as fast as humanly possible. The next day at Big's, while they are … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower
The gals each receive an invitation to their friend Laney's baby shower. She used to be wild, and now she's settled down in Connecticut. They flashback to a party where Laney strips for everyone. Completely embarrassing. As Carrie is adding the date of the shower to her planner, she realizes her period is four days … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 