Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

And now, we've reached the season one finale. Miranda is dating a guy, Thomas John something, his name isn't important, who always needs to shower immediately after sex because when he was growing up, the nuns told him sex is a sin. For research purposes about religion and sex (I guess?) Carrie does a walking … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex

This is the Carrie-is-a-pseudo-prostitute episode. Let’s jump right in to why she’s the worst: Carrie’s credit card gets declined at Dolce & Gabbana when she is trying to buy hideous shoes. Her friend Amalita swoops in out of nowhere to buy them for her with her rich boyfriend’s credit card. Even though Carrie keeps saying … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex

Season 1, Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys

Carrie and Big bump into each other a lot at various social events and then decide to meet for drinks at 10:30pm on a Saturday night. At a bar that all her friends are going to also be at. (To help her obsess later? Most likely.) After he’s late, she checks her answering machine messages … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys

Season 1, Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs

When Carrie's friend Peter exposes himself to her in the hallway of the Hamptons house he shares with his wife, Prudence (also Carrie's friend), we can't really blame her for that. But Prudence does, and ships her straight back to Manhattan. Thus ensues a conversation about singles vs. marrieds where Carrie manages to slip in … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs