Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

And now, we've reached the season one finale. Miranda is dating a guy, Thomas John something, his name isn't important, who always needs to shower immediately after sex because when he was growing up, the nuns told him sex is a sin. For research purposes about religion and sex (I guess?) Carrie does a walking … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful →

Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought

This episode is one I usually skip because, well, it revolves around gas. We again open the episode with Carrie idealizing everything between her and Big. It was the way she always dreamed it could be until she farts in bed and flees from the room so quickly that she runs into the door. Even … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought →

Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower

This is a throwaway episode for me (lame in general) and has very slim pickings on why Carrie is The Worst. Former party girl Laney is having a baby shower in Connecticut. None of them want to go but Carrie says it is the right thing to do. While she pencils the date in on … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower →

Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare

Why do people get married if they’re not in love? This is a question Carrie pops to Mr. Big after attending the wedding of her friend Brooke, who just married someone who loves her more than she loves him. Healthy. It is during this phone call that he informs her he never plans on getting … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare →

Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd

The focus of the episode is threesomes because Charlotte’s new boyfriend wants to have one. Good luck with that, bro. We inevitably get to the part where Carrie asks Big if he’s ever had a threesome and he tells her that, in fact, he has. It was with the ex-wife Carrie didn’t know he had. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd →

Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists

Carrie is blissful with Big and because it seems to her that they are the only two people in NYC, she has no problem making out with him on a busy street during the day. It’s clear she’s been blowing off her friends when Miranda calls and Carrie says she can see them tonight because … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists →

Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex

Ah the episode with the basically see-through dress. Carrie wears it on her first official date with Big and shock of shocks she immediately sleeps with him. Before dinner. Which, to be clear, doesn’t make her awful. There was no way she wasn’t sleeping with him. But this is the first episode where she starts … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex →

Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex

This is the Carrie-is-a-pseudo-prostitute episode. Let’s jump right in to why she’s the worst: Carrie’s credit card gets declined at Dolce & Gabbana when she is trying to buy hideous shoes. Her friend Amalita swoops in out of nowhere to buy them for her with her rich boyfriend’s credit card. Even though Carrie keeps saying … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex →

Season 1, Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys

Carrie and Big bump into each other at various social events and then decide to meet for drinks at 10:30pm on a Saturday night. At a bar that all her friends are going to also be at. (To help her obsess later? Most likely.) After he’s late, she checks her answering machine messages to hear … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys →

Season 1, Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs

Carrie is invited to the Hamptons house of her friends Patience and Peter. She explains in her voiceover that Hamptons' guests have to sing for their supper, so at dinner, she tells some raunchy date story to the delight of her hosts. So, why is Carrie the worst in this episode? I'm glad you asked. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs →