The Bon Jovi episode!! And Carrie is immediately the worst!! #1: In the beginning of the episode voice over, Carrie says the best thing about being out of a relationship is being able to catch up with friends. But what she really means is that she gets to constantly obsess over her breakup with Big. … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 13: Games People Play
Month: March 2019
Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
HoooooooBoy this episode is jam packed with dysfunction junction. The title of the episode translates to The Exquisite Pain, which is just as on point as Carrie having to go to Denial by herself. Samatha’s PR firm is handling the opening of an S&M restaurant, which everyone attends. During drinks, Carrie decides to leave because … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
Season 2, Episode 11: Evolution
Considering this is the episode before the whole Paris fiasco, Carrie seems (mostly) secure in her relationship, even though she shouldn't, because her relationship with Big is the worst, and so is she. Let's jump right in to the reasons. #1: At brunch with the girls, Carrie says she will pay for everyone and accidentally … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 11: Evolution
Season 2, Episode 10: The Caste System
Okay I immediately have issues with this episode, so let’s not waste time exploring why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst. #1 - In Carrie’s voice-over at the beginning of the episode she says, “It’s easy for me to say I love you New York. It’s not so easy to say I love you Mr. Big. … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 10: The Caste System
Season 2, Episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks
Carrie is pawing at Big on the street but he still manages to check out other women. She wants to change this habit, of course. Charlotte’s new boyfriend is uncircumcised, which is a major turnoff for her. She may be a little superficial, but Carrie is still the worst. Why? I’m glad you asked. Reasons … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks
Season 2, Episode 8: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
This episode is automatically in my top ten of all Sex and the City episodes because it introduces us to the awesomeness that is Steve Brady. But before we get to him... During a night on the town, Big finally introduces Carrie as his girlfriend and she’s never been happier. I mean the look on … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 8: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
Season 2, Episode 7: The Chicken Dance
Even though I love this episode, Big is doing more than usual to bring out the worst in Carrie Bradshaw. Before we get to that... Miranda has an interior designer, Madeline, who gets her a couch right before Miranda's friend Jeremy comes to visit from London. Miranda said he could crash with her, but after … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 7: The Chicken Dance
Season 2, Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
Carrie is keeping her reconciliation with Big a secret for reasons that, I assume, have to do with her being the worst. And here are some other reasons she's the worst. #1: She is out with her friends at Charlotte’s gallery opening. With Charlotte and Miranda already there with dates and Samantha seeing a man … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
Season 2, Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
This is another episode that I dislike. Carrie, Charlotte, and Samantha attend the funeral of a famous designer, Javier something or other, dead at 34 of a heroin overdose. SIDEBAR WHO IS MORE INAPPROPRIATE? A) Samantha for wearing this outfit to a funeral. https://satcgifs.tumblr.com/post/170847697431 B) Samantha for offering to raise money for Javier House, the … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
Season 2, Episode 4: They Shoot Single People, Don’t They?
We open the episode with Carrie and the girls out dancing at a salsa club and celebrating because they are all single at the same time. But is Samantha ever REALLY single? It is such a girls' night that Samantha shoots down the owner of the club (William, don't worry, we see him again) when … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 4: They Shoot Single People, Don’t They?
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 