Approximately 55 seconds in and I'm already suffering from rage blindness. Carrie Bradshaw continues to be the worst, for the following reasons: #1 - Don't fucking make out in the middle of the street in NYC. It is hard enough for people to drive there, don't make it worse. GET OUT OF THE WAY. #2 … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 4: Out of the Frying Pan
Season 6B, Episode 3: Catch-38
There is a whole bunch of bullshit going on in this episode, so let's jump right in to all of the reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the WORST. #1 - The episode opens with Carrie yammering on in her voiceover about how, after only two months of dating the Russian, they hit a rare relationship … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 3: Catch-38
Season 6B, Episode 2: The Ick Factor
I was originally afraid this episode would not give me enough reasons for Carrie Bradshaw being the worst because of the Miranda and Samantha story lines but I FORGOT about the nauseating scenes with her and AP (in addition to a few other things), so I think we're good. SIDEBAR THIS IS NOT A SIDEBAR: … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 2: The Ick Factor
Season 6B, Episode 1: Let There Be Light
I started this post (and by started I mean wrote like one paragraph) on Sept 6th and then didn't come back to it until after news broke that Willie Garson sadly passed away at the age of 57. I truly cannot imagine anyone else playing Stanford Blatch. He brought so much talent and sass to … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 1: Let There Be Light
Season 6A, Episode 12: One
This episode is in my Top 5 of all time but obviously not because of Carrie Bradshaw, since she's the worst. So before I start trashing Carrie, I have to mention that SJP looks AMAZING in this scene. https://www.instagram.com/p/BHiztBXDBfG/ Alright, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let us explore the reasons why … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 12: One
Season 6A, Episode 11: The Domino Effect
Okay, confession time. Well, two confessions. Confession one is that I've been working on the post for this episode for like two weeks because I fucking hate it. Confession two is this USED to be what I would consider a hopeful episode for me when I was eyeball deep into making terrible dating decisions and … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 11: The Domino Effect
Season 6A, Episode 10: Boy, Interrupted
Good lord do I hate this episode. From David Duchovny's pointless appearance, to Carrie being queen of the prom, and all the other high school references, I just...can't. With any of it. Carrie's high school boyfriend, Jeremy, is in Connecticut for a month so called Carrie to meet up for dinner in NYC. It is, … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 10: Boy, Interrupted
Season 6A, Episode 9: A Woman’s Right to Shoes
This episode is great but also terrible because it makes me side with Carrie in some instances. I'm confused. ANYWAY. We have an opening montage of Carrie buying various items off wedding and baby registries. The end point is Carrie heading to a party with Stanford to celebrate the birth of the THIRD child of … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 9: A Woman’s Right to Shoes
Season 6A, Episode 8: The Catch
Charlotte has the ability to plan weddings in like, a week. This episode starts and ends with Carrie trying out a flying trapeze for an upcoming column, but the meat of the plot is Charlotte marrying Harry Goldenblatt. The trapeze thing looks fun, Carrie can't let go and do a catch, blah blah. Before we … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 8: The Catch
Season 6A, Episode 7: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice
It is time to deal with the fallout of Berger breaking up with Carrie on a Post-It. At least one person agrees with me that she totally deserved it. https://twitter.com/sippikj/status/1281379328966656001 We open the episode with the Charlotte/Carrie contrast - one with a huge engagement ring, the other recently dumped via Post-It. It's the good old … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 7: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 