Ah the episode where Carrie drags Samantha on a cross country TRAIN ride only to throw her out of a bathtub so she can fuck Big. But he rejects her (initially) because of her book. Essentially. Because she's the worst. Here is the lead up to that fiasco (and some other reasons that she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Season 5, Episode 6: Critical Condition
This episode is probably in my top 5 of all SATC episodes. Not just because Carrie gets told off/yelled at and is a Nina Katz Face Victim at least three times, but because of what Samantha does for Miranda and Trey does for Charlotte. (Special mention to Kendall from 4D who we never see again … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 6: Critical Condition
Season 5, Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
Ahhh, finally a season five episode that I can actually stomach. We are also introduced to hero Jack Berger. Any other guy who breaks up with a woman via post-it (future spoiler!) is an asshole but when Jack does it to Carrie Bradshaw he is a hero. Because she's the worst. Other reasons she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Wow, I thought the last episode was bad and then I watched this one and remembered why it is in my bottom five. Even though there is a lot happening in this episode, I wish I could skip it. The episode begins with Carrie in a meeting with the editors of the book she doesn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
Before I rage about Carrie, quick announcement: I finally created a Facebook Page for Carrie Bradshaw is the worst - please give it a like/follow! (Yes I should have done this from the beginning...my bad.) Charlotte is turning 36. Carrie gets stood up for a blind date. Samantha finally drops Richard's ass. This episode isn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
Season 5, Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
When I started this blog, the main rule I had for myself was that I would recap every episode no matter what. This episode falls under "no matter what" because I fucking hate it and every single story line. From Samantha getting back with Richard to Carrie getting a book deal, the whole thing just … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
Sadly, this season is only eight episodes because SJP was pregnant but it still gives me SO MUCH MATERIAL. It took me like five tries to get through this episode because it is one of my least favorites but I finally pushed through and here we are. Unfortunately for Carrie, her friends have more significant … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
We have reached the end of season four. It has been quite the ride. Carrie has made no emotional progress, despite what she insists to Miranda. Fall is coming. The weather is crisp. Carrie needs a heavier blanket on her bed and, since she can't sleep, a non-booty call visit to Big. Which brings me … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
Season 4, Episode 17: A Vogue Idea
Streaming HBO on Roku is great because when I want to watch SATC episodes, I can pick and choose, and I always choose to skip this episode. There is a lot going on outside of Carrie Bradshaw being the worst but don't worry, I came prepared with reasons. Starting with... #1 - Carrie has a … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 17: A Vogue Idea
Season 4, Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
This episode is weird because overall it is one of my go-to's but it also makes my blood boil. This is one of the few times where I want to punch Charlotte York in the face. It should really be called Ring a Ding Ding Bat. The last episode ended with Carrie's voice over telling … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
