One of the greatest episodes of all time - it spawned a book AND a movie with a simple phrase: "He's just not that into you." The episode opens with Samantha and Jerry role playing Housewife v. Burglar and segues into Sam recapping their sexual escapades to Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, and poor Berger. This is … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 4: Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little
Season 6A, Episode 3: The Perfect Present
There is a lot going on in this episode that I forgot about because I never re-watch it for a variety of reasons, which I'm sure I will address at some point. But right now, let's address the reasons Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst. #1 - In her voiceover as she is getting off the … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 3: The Perfect Present
Season 6A, Episode 2: Great Sexpectations
SIDEBAR ZERO: I have been watching Melrose Place for the first time ever and did not realize Kristin Davis AKA Brooke Armstrong Campbell was so evil. She is the opposite of Charlotte York. It is jarring and also way to go KD for being an even better actress than I thought. Anyway. On to the … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 2: Great Sexpectations
Season 6A, Episode 1: To Market, to Market
Welcome to season six! So many amazing episodes and so many reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst! This first episode really lays the groundwork for a lot of drama, including a stupid encounter with Aidan where Carrie gets a -20 on the the scale of 1-10 on playing it cool with an ex. Because … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 1: To Market, to Market
Season 5, Episode 8: I Love a Charade
The season five finale gives us a Berger with a side of single, Miranda finally realizing she's in love with Steve, Charlotte realizing she's in love with Harry, and Carrie Bradshaw continuing to be the worst. We open the episode with the gals at some piano bar, I guess, watching their friend Bobby Fine play … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 8: I Love a Charade
Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Ah the episode where Carrie drags Samantha on a cross country TRAIN ride only to throw her out of a bathtub so she can fuck Big. But he rejects her (initially) because of her book. Essentially. Because she's the worst. Here is the lead up to that fiasco (and some other reasons that she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Season 5, Episode 6: Critical Condition
This episode is probably in my top 5 of all SATC episodes. Not just because Carrie gets told off/yelled at and is a Nina Katz Face Victim at least three times, but because of what Samantha does for Miranda and Trey does for Charlotte. (Special mention to Kendall from 4D who we never see again … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 6: Critical Condition
Season 5, Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
Ahhh, finally a season five episode that I can actually stomach. We are also introduced to hero Jack Berger. Any other guy who breaks up with a woman via post-it (future spoiler!) is an asshole but when Jack does it to Carrie Bradshaw he is a hero. Because she's the worst. Other reasons she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Wow, I thought the last episode was bad and then I watched this one and remembered why it is in my bottom five. Even though there is a lot happening in this episode, I wish I could skip it. The episode begins with Carrie in a meeting with the editors of the book she doesn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
Before I rage about Carrie, quick announcement: I finally created a Facebook Page for Carrie Bradshaw is the worst - please give it a like/follow! (Yes I should have done this from the beginning...my bad.) Charlotte is turning 36. Carrie gets stood up for a blind date. Samantha finally drops Richard's ass. This episode isn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
