This season's finale is whatever. Carrie can't differentiate between chickens and roosters no matter how many times she's corrected. Samantha has issues with the pre-op transsexual hookers always outside her window at 4am. Charlotte is obsessing about Trey. And then the whole Carrie/Miranda fight...well, let's just get to it and close out season three with … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 18: Cock a Doodle Do
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Season 3, Episode 17: What Goes Around Comes Around
Ahhhhh Karma finally comes to get Carrie in this episode and it is MINOR compared to what she put Aidan and Natasha through but she pulls the woe-is-me crap the whole fucking episode as if she is somehow a victim. We actually open with Charlotte and her in-laws at some mansion in CT. Boring! That … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 17: What Goes Around Comes Around
Season 3, Episode 16: Frenemies
God I fucking love this episode, mainly for the Charlotte and Samantha conflict/resolution. Poor Miranda gets stood up for a date (turns out he died, RIP Will) and Charlotte can't get fucked properly (or at all, actually) by her impotent husband. But don't worry - even though the better storylines don't involve Carrie, we still … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 16: Frenemies
Season 3, Episode 15: Hot Child in the City
Ah yes. The episode where Samantha is owned by a 13-year old who wants *NSYNC at her Bat Mitzvah, Miranda gets braces for like, a day, and Carrie wears some god-awful tie dye while continuing to be THE WORST. What are the reasons this time? I'm glad you asked. #1 - THIS OUTFIT. She also … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 15: Hot Child in the City
Season 3, Episode 14: Sex and Another City
Before we get to why Carrie sucks, I need to thank the person who retweeted this into my timeline to get me motivated to pick this blog back up. I've been slacking and can't blame COVID since we can't fucking go anywhere anyway and I am always home. But better late than pregnant, am I … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 14: Sex and Another City
Season 3, Episode 13: Escape from New York
It is raining in New York City and we are supposed to feel bad for Carrie Bradshaw even though she is THE WORST for telling Aidan about her affair with Big when she was already ten minutes late for Charlotte's wedding. Cut to her having brunch with the girls and talking about their upcoming trip … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 13: Escape from New York
Season 3, Episode 12: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
This is Charlotte's (first) wedding episode and it's fucking rich because it is the episode where Carrie picks the worst fucking day to be the fucking worst. Miranda attends a speed dating event to try and snag a date for the wedding and ends up lying about her job - being a lawyer got her … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 12: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
The episode opens with Carrie continuing her affair with Big in various hotels, including a seedy one on 56th & 8th. Also, when Big is ready to DO IT the second she walks in one of the doors and she tells him she needs to put in her diaphragm, his response is that he has … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
I really struggled to write this one because this episode is bullshit and so is the opening voice over when Carrie is talking about how great her relationship is with Aidan (She describes it as so comfortable she can leave it for an evening; I’m sorry, how is that different from when she fucked Big … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
This episode is the worst of the worst. Miranda and Steve are broken up, Charlotte proposes to herself and Carrie...well, WE ALL KNOW WHAT CARRIE DOES. Carrie and Aidan are at the opening day of the new designer’s showcase (some furniture show). She’s his Booth Bitch. While they are discussing her role in the booth … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 