Season 3, Episode 8: The Big Time

After watching this episode at least twice just for the purposes of this blog, I decided I had minimal ammunition, especially because of what is to come, so this post was a damn reach. The opening scene focuses mainly on Charlotte giving Trey a major case of blue balls. She is apparently taking a page … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 8: The Big Time →

Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens

Carrie and Aidan have been dating for three weeks (and they are apparently already spending almost every night together?) at this point and she’s having night terrors because of her drama-free relationship. And this is the episode where Charlotte goes insane trying to get set up with the bachelor friend of a married man she … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens →

Season 3, Episode 6: Are We Sluts?

First of all, WTF is Carrie wearing on this date? Is that underwear? Either way, Aidan is not spending the night. Meanwhile, Charlotte’s investment banker boyfriend calls her “you fucking bitch you fucking whore” while they are, ya know, fucking, but this is obviously upsetting to Charlotte. There are only a few reasons in this … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 6: Are We Sluts? →

Season 3, Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

Oh gosh. The first Aidan episode. The first of many where Carrie is the liar with the fiery pants, a hypocrite, a monster, a person who deserves all the bad karma that comes to her at the end of the season. This is when my material for reasons why she is the worst will increase … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts →

Season 3, Episode 4: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl…

This is an episode I routinely skip when I’m just randomly watching episodes because it really doesn’t have much going for it. Charlotte’s gallery is featuring an artist that takes pictures of women dressed as men. Charlotte has a big old crush on the artist and agrees to let him photograph her but then they … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 4: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl… →

Season 3, Episode 3: Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman

Welcome to the episode of any ex-girlfriend’s worst nightmare. Specifically the ex who got the I Never Want to Get Married speech and then BOOM - it’s a lie! At Sunday brunch with the girls, Charlotte is reading the NY Times wedding announcements (you know, for sport). It is all fun and games making fun … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 3: Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman →

Season 3, Episode 2: Politically Erect

Ahhhh, the pee pee episode. Not my fave, and actually Carrie doesn't suck as badly as she will like the second she meets Aidan. Three weeks into dating Roger Sterling (Mad Men 4eva), Carrie is accompanying him to many events on the campaign trail. Good thing she doesn’t have work deadlines that make her ditch … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 2: Politically Erect →

Season 3, Episode 1: Where There’s Smoke…

Season 3 is when things really start to go off the rails in terms of how much Carrie sucks. Let’s do this! In the season opener, the girls are headed to Staten Island so Carrie can judge some FDNY calendar competition. Roger Sterling (sorry, Mad Men 4eva) is also one of the judges. He is … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 1: Where There’s Smoke… →