Before watching either of the two new reboot episodes, I've learned the following: Big dies of a heart attack riding a PelotonPeloton's stock subsequently tankedNow they are trolling AJLT because they posted a new ad with Chris Noth on Twitter that I will post at some point. Season One, Episode One, entitled Hello It's Me, … Continue reading And Just Like That…time to rip off the bandaid (SPOILERS)
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Season 6A, Episode 11: The Domino Effect
Okay, confession time. Well, two confessions. Confession one is that I've been working on the post for this episode for like two weeks because I fucking hate it. Confession two is this USED to be what I would consider a hopeful episode for me when I was eyeball deep into making terrible dating decisions and … Continue reading Season 6A, Episode 11: The Domino Effect
Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Ah the episode where Carrie drags Samantha on a cross country TRAIN ride only to throw her out of a bathtub so she can fuck Big. But he rejects her (initially) because of her book. Essentially. Because she's the worst. Here is the lead up to that fiasco (and some other reasons that she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
We have reached the end of season four. It has been quite the ride. Carrie has made no emotional progress, despite what she insists to Miranda. Fall is coming. The weather is crisp. Carrie needs a heavier blanket on her bed and, since she can't sleep, a non-booty call visit to Big. Which brings me … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
Season 4, Episode 9: Sex and the Country
Carrie has to go to Aidan's country house in Suffern, NY. Steve has testicular cancer. Big is dating a movie star. The movie star sets us up for the dipshittery of the next episode, which I can't wait to break down. Carrie definitely shows how she's a coward and has no spine and is the … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 9: Sex and the Country
Season 4, Episode 3: Defining Moments
This episode is bullshit and so are Carrie and Big. At the beginning, they are out together at a bar (Monkey Bar, we later find out) and look like they are dressed up for prom even though they are out as "just friends". They will NEVER be just friends and we all know it. Anyway, … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 3: Defining Moments
Season 4, Episode 1: The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy
Before we even get started on why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst, we need to discuss Charlotte. Actually first we need to discuss why Carrie's jacket portion of her outfit in the opening scene reminds me of The Count from Sesame Street. Okay, anyway, back to Charlotte. She is wearing her engagement/wedding rings again (I … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 1: The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy
Season 3, Episode 18: Cock a Doodle Do
This season's finale is whatever. Carrie can't differentiate between chickens and roosters no matter how many times she's corrected. Samantha has issues with the pre-op transsexual hookers always outside her window at 4am. Charlotte is obsessing about Trey. And then the whole Carrie/Miranda fight...well, let's just get to it and close out season three with … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 18: Cock a Doodle Do
Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
The episode opens with Carrie continuing her affair with Big in various hotels, including a seedy one on 56th & 8th. Also, when Big is ready to DO IT the second she walks in one of the doors and she tells him she needs to put in her diaphragm, his response is that he has … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
I really struggled to write this one because this episode is bullshit and so is the opening voice over when Carrie is talking about how great her relationship is with Aidan (She describes it as so comfortable she can leave it for an evening; I’m sorry, how is that different from when she fucked Big … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 