Ah the episode where Carrie drags Samantha on a cross country TRAIN ride only to throw her out of a bathtub so she can fuck Big. But he rejects her (initially) because of her book. Essentially. Because she's the worst. Here is the lead up to that fiasco (and some other reasons that she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
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Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
We have reached the end of season four. It has been quite the ride. Carrie has made no emotional progress, despite what she insists to Miranda. Fall is coming. The weather is crisp. Carrie needs a heavier blanket on her bed and, since she can't sleep, a non-booty call visit to Big. Which brings me … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
Season 4, Episode 9: Sex and the Country
Carrie has to go to Aidan's country house in Suffern, NY. Steve has testicular cancer. Big is dating a movie star. The movie star sets us up for the dipshittery of the next episode, which I can't wait to break down. Carrie definitely shows how she's a coward and has no spine and is the … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 9: Sex and the Country
Season 4, Episode 3: Defining Moments
This episode is bullshit and so are Carrie and Big. At the beginning, they are out together at a bar (Monkey Bar, we later find out) and look like they are dressed up for prom even though they are out as "just friends". They will NEVER be just friends and we all know it. Anyway, … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 3: Defining Moments
Season 4, Episode 1: The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy
Before we even get started on why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst, we need to discuss Charlotte. Actually first we need to discuss why Carrie's jacket portion of her outfit in the opening scene reminds me of The Count from Sesame Street. Okay, anyway, back to Charlotte. She is wearing her engagement/wedding rings again (I … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 1: The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy
Season 3, Episode 18: Cock a Doodle Do
This season's finale is whatever. Carrie can't differentiate between chickens and roosters no matter how many times she's corrected. Samantha has issues with the pre-op transsexual hookers always outside her window at 4am. Charlotte is obsessing about Trey. And then the whole Carrie/Miranda fight...well, let's just get to it and close out season three with … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 18: Cock a Doodle Do
Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
The episode opens with Carrie continuing her affair with Big in various hotels, including a seedy one on 56th & 8th. Also, when Big is ready to DO IT the second she walks in one of the doors and she tells him she needs to put in her diaphragm, his response is that he has … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
I really struggled to write this one because this episode is bullshit and so is the opening voice over when Carrie’s is talking about how great her relationship is with Aidan (She describes it as so comfortable she can leave it for an evening; I’m sorry, how is that different from when she fucked Big … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
This episode is the worst of the worst. Miranda and Steve are broken up, Charlotte proposes to herself and Carrie...well, WE ALL KNOW WHAT CARRIE DOES. Carrie and Aidan are at the opening day of the new designer’s showcase (some furniture show). She’s his Booth Bitch. While they are discussing her role in the booth … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens
Carrie and Aidan have been dating for three weeks (and they are apparently already spending almost every night together?) at this point and she’s having night terrors because of her drama-free relationship. And this is the episode where Charlotte goes insane trying to get set up with the bachelor friend of a married man she … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens
