The season five finale gives us a Berger with a side of single, Miranda finally realizing she's in love with Steve, Charlotte realizing she's in love with Harry, and Carrie Bradshaw continuing to be the worst. We open the episode with the gals at some piano bar, I guess, watching their friend Bobby Fine play … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 8: I Love a Charade
Category: Season 5
Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Ah the episode where Carrie drags Samantha on a cross country TRAIN ride only to throw her out of a bathtub so she can fuck Big. But he rejects her (initially) because of her book. Essentially. Because she's the worst. Here is the lead up to that fiasco (and some other reasons that she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Season 5, Episode 6: Critical Condition
This episode is probably in my top 5 of all SATC episodes. Not just because Carrie gets told off/yelled at and is a Nina Katz Face Victim at least three times, but because of what Samantha does for Miranda and Trey does for Charlotte. (Special mention to Kendall from 4D who we never see again … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 6: Critical Condition
Season 5, Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
Ahhh, finally a season five episode that I can actually stomach. We are also introduced to hero Jack Berger. Any other guy who breaks up with a woman via post-it (future spoiler!) is an asshole but when Jack does it to Carrie Bradshaw he is a hero. Because she's the worst. Other reasons she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Wow, I thought the last episode was bad and then I watched this one and remembered why it is in my bottom five. Even though there is a lot happening in this episode, I wish I could skip it. The episode begins with Carrie in a meeting with the editors of the book she doesn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
Before I rage about Carrie, quick announcement: I finally created a Facebook Page for Carrie Bradshaw is the worst - please give it a like/follow! (Yes I should have done this from the beginning...my bad.) Charlotte is turning 36. Carrie gets stood up for a blind date. Samantha finally drops Richard's ass. This episode isn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
Season 5, Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
When I started this blog, the main rule I had for myself was that I would recap every episode no matter what. This episode falls under "no matter what" because I fucking hate it and every single storyline. From Samantha getting back with Richard to Carrie getting a book deal, the whole thing just SUCKS. … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
Sadly, this season is only eight episodes because SJP was pregnant but it still gives me SO MUCH MATERIAL. It took me like five tries to get through this episode because it is one of my least favorites but I finally pushed through and here we are. Unfortunately for Carrie, her friends have more significant … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 