Ah the episode where Carrie drags Samantha on a cross country TRAIN ride only to throw her out of a bathtub so she can fuck Big. But he rejects her (initially) because of her book. Essentially. Because she's the worst. Here is the lead up to that fiasco (and some other reasons that she is … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 7: The Big Journey
Category: Times Carrie needs a punch in the face
Season 4, Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
This episode is weird because overall it is one of my go-to's but it also makes my blood boil. This is one of the few times where I want to punch Charlotte York in the face. It should really be called Ring a Ding Ding Bat. The last episode ended with Carrie's voice over telling … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
Season 3, Episode 16: Frenemies
God I fucking love this episode, mainly for the Charlotte and Samantha conflict/resolution. Poor Miranda gets stood up for a date (turns out he died, RIP Will) and Charlotte can't get fucked properly (or at all, actually) by her impotent husband. But don't worry - even though the better storylines don't involve Carrie, we still … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 16: Frenemies
Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
The episode opens with Carrie continuing her affair with Big in various hotels, including a seedy one on 56th & 8th. Also, when Big is ready to DO IT the second she walks in one of the doors and she tells him she needs to put in her diaphragm, his response is that he has … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
This episode is the worst of the worst. Miranda and Steve are broken up, Charlotte proposes to herself and Carrie...well, WE ALL KNOW WHAT CARRIE DOES. Carrie and Aidan are at the opening day of the new designer’s showcase (some furniture show). She’s his Booth Bitch. While they are discussing her role in the booth … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens
Carrie and Aidan have been dating for three weeks (and they are apparently already spending almost every night together?) at this point and she’s having night terrors because of her drama-free relationship. And this is the episode where Charlotte goes insane trying to get set up with the bachelor friend of a married man she … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens
Season 3, Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Oh gosh. The first Aidan episode. The first of many where Carrie is the liar with the fiery pants, a hypocrite, a monster, a person who deserves all the bad karma that comes to her at the end of the season. This is when my material for reasons why she is the worst will increase … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
HoooooooBoy this episode is jam packed with dysfunction junction. The title of the episode translates to The Exquisite Pain, which is just as on point as Carrie having to go to Denial by herself. Samatha’s PR firm is handling the opening of an S&M restaurant, which everyone attends. During drinks, Carrie decides to leave because … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Whhhhhooooooo boy: the first post Big breakup/New Yankee episode and it’s a doozy. Charlotte and Miranda show up at Carrie's apartment to drag her out (and pick Samantha up on the way while she's trying to stick it out with James) in an attempt to get her out of her apartment and hole of self … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
This episode is one I usually skip because, well, it revolves around gas. We again open the episode with Carrie idealizing everything between her and Big. It was the way she always dreamed it could be until she farts in bed and flees from the room so quickly that she runs into the door. Even … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
