This episode is the worst of the worst. Miranda and Steve are broken up, Charlotte proposes to herself, and Carrie...well, WE ALL KNOW WHAT CARRIE DOES. Carrie and Aidan are at the opening day of the new designer’s showcase (some furniture show). She’s his Booth Bitch. While they are discussing her role in the booth … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
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Season 3, Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Oh gosh. The first Aidan episode. The first of many where Carrie is the liar with the fiery pants, a hypocrite, a monster, a person who deserves all the bad karma that comes to her at the end of the season. This is when my material for reasons why she is the worst will increase … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Season 3, Episode 3: Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman
Welcome to the episode of any ex-girlfriend’s worst nightmare. Specifically the ex who got the I Never Want to Get Married speech and then BOOM - it’s a lie! At Sunday brunch with the girls, Charlotte is reading the NY Times wedding announcements (you know, for sport). It is all fun and games making fun … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 3: Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman
Season 3, Episode 2: Politically Erect
Ahhhh, the pee pee episode. Not my fave, and actually Carrie doesn't suck as badly as she will like the second she meets Aidan. Three weeks into dating Roger Sterling (Mad Men 4eva), Carrie is accompanying him to many events on the campaign trail. Good thing she doesn’t have work deadlines that make her ditch … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 2: Politically Erect
Season 3, Episode 1: Where There’s Smoke…
Season 3 is when things really start to go off the rails in terms of how much Carrie sucks. Let’s do this! In the season opener, the girls are headed to Staten Island so Carrie can judge some FDNY calendar competition. Roger Sterling (sorry, Mad Men 4eva) is also one of the judges. He is … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 1: Where There’s Smoke…
Season 2, Episode 15: Shortcomings
This episode is great because of the conflict and resolution between Charlotte and Samantha and also because Carrie Bradshaw continues to give us reasons why she’s the worst. What are they? I’m glad you asked. #1 - Carrie is dating Vaughn, an author. She meets up with him and he tells her they have to … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 15: Shortcomings
Season 2, Episode 14: The Fuck Buddy
THIS IS NOT A GOOD EPISODE. For whatever reason, the show decides to use poor Skipper as the male rejection punching bag and opens with a string of women dumping him, including Miranda from a year ago. Apparently he’s a nice guy who is attracted to women who like jerks. And speaking of, this is … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 14: The Fuck Buddy
Season 2, Episode 13: Games People Play
The Bon Jovi episode!! And Carrie is immediately the worst!! #1: In the beginning of the episode voice over, Carrie says the best thing about being out of a relationship is being able to catch up with friends. But what she really means is that she gets to constantly obsess over her breakup with Big. … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 13: Games People Play
Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
HoooooooBoy this episode is jam packed with dysfunction junction. The title of the episode translates to The Exquisite Pain, which is just as on point as Carrie having to go to Denial by herself. Samatha’s PR firm is handling the opening of an S&M restaurant, which everyone attends. During drinks, Carrie decides to leave because … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
Season 2, Episode 11: Evolution
Considering this is the episode before the whole Paris fiasco, Carrie seems (mostly) secure in her relationship, even though she shouldn't, because her relationship with Big is the worst, and so is she. Before we jump right in to the reasons, we have to quickly dispense with a sidebar. SIDEBAR MIRANDA'S OVARIES: At the gyno, … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 11: Evolution
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 