Even though I love this episode, Big is doing more than usual to bring out the worst in Carrie Bradshaw. Before we get to that... Miranda has an interior designer, Madeline, who gets her a couch right before Miranda's friend Jeremy comes to visit from London. Miranda said he could crash with her, but after … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 7: The Chicken Dance
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Season 2, Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
Carrie is keeping her reconciliation with Big a secret for reasons that, I assume, have to do with her being the worst. And here are some other reasons she's the worst. #1: She is out with her friends at Charlotte’s gallery opening. With Charlotte and Miranda already there with dates and Samantha seeing a man … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
Season 2, Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
This is another episode that I dislike. Carrie, Charlotte and Samantha attend the funeral for a famous designer, Javier something or other (Miranda has better things to do. Literally. She’s buying an apartment). Charlotte’s hat blows off during the service and she runs after it and ends up meeting a guy who is visiting his … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
Season 2, Episode 2: The Awful Truth
Oh god, the Susan Sharon episode. I hate this episode. Carrie’s annoying friend Susan Sharon is married to a dipshit and decides to dump him and stay at Carrie’s apartment. It doesn’t take us long to jump in to reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst. And also I just want to get this episode … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 2: The Awful Truth
Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Whhhhhooooooo boy: the first post Big breakup/New Yankee episode and it’s a doozy. Charlotte and Miranda show up at Carrie's apartment to drag her out (and pick Samantha up on the way while she's trying to stick it out with James) in an attempt to get her out of her apartment and hole of self-wallowing … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
And now, we've reached the season one finale. Miranda is dating a guy, Thomas John something, his name isn't important, who always needs to shower immediately after sex because when he was growing up, the nuns told him sex is a sin. For research purposes about religion and sex (I guess?) Carrie does a walking … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
This episode is one I usually skip because, well, it revolves around gas. We again open the episode with Carrie idealizing everything between her and Big. It was the way she always dreamed it could be until she farts in bed and flees from the room so quickly that she runs into the door. Even … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
Why do people get married if they’re not in love? This is a question Carrie pops to Mr. Big after attending the wedding of her friend Brooke, who just married someone who loves her more than she loves him. Healthy. It is during this phone call that he informs her he never plans on getting … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd
The focus of the episode is threesomes because Charlotte’s new boyfriend wants to have one. Good luck with that, bro. We inevitably get to the part where Carrie asks Big if he’s ever had a threesome and he tells her that, in fact, he has. It was with the ex-wife Carrie didn’t know he had. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd
Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists
The intro drops us right in to Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst-ville. Reasons being: #1 - Carrie is blissful with Big. She feels that the entire island of Manhattan has been reduced to two people: Big and Carrie. Because it seems to her that they are the only two people in NYC, she has no … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 