This season's finale is whatever. Carrie can't differentiate between chickens and roosters no matter how many times she's corrected. Samantha has issues with the pre-op transsexual hookers always outside her window at 4am. Charlotte is obsessing about Trey. And then the whole Carrie/Miranda fight...well, let's just get to it and close out season three with … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 18: Cock a Doodle Do
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Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
The episode opens with Carrie continuing her affair with Big in various hotels, including a seedy one on 56th & 8th. Also, when Big is ready to DO IT the second she walks in one of the doors and she tells him she needs to put in her diaphragm, his response is that he has … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 11: Running With Scissors
Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
I really struggled to write this one because this episode is bullshit and so is the opening voice over when Carrie is talking about how great her relationship is with Aidan (She describes it as so comfortable she can leave it for an evening; I’m sorry, how is that different from when she fucked Big … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 10: All or Nothing
Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
This episode is the worst of the worst. Miranda and Steve are broken up, Charlotte proposes to herself, and Carrie...well, WE ALL KNOW WHAT CARRIE DOES. Carrie and Aidan are at the opening day of the new designer’s showcase (some furniture show). She’s his Booth Bitch. While they are discussing her role in the booth … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens
Carrie and Aidan have been dating for three weeks (and they are apparently already spending almost every night together?) at this point and she’s having night terrors because of her drama-free relationship. And this is the episode where Charlotte goes insane trying to get set up with the bachelor friend of a married man she … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 7: Drama Queens
Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
HoooooooBoy this episode is jam packed with dysfunction junction. The title of the episode translates to The Exquisite Pain, which is just as on point as Carrie having to go to Denial by herself. Samatha’s PR firm is handling the opening of an S&M restaurant, which everyone attends. During drinks, Carrie decides to leave because … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
Season 2, Episode 11: Evolution
Considering this is the episode before the whole Paris fiasco, Carrie seems (mostly) secure in her relationship, even though she shouldn't, because her relationship with Big is the worst, and so is she. Let's jump right in to the reasons. #1: At brunch with the girls, Carrie says she will pay for everyone and accidentally … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 11: Evolution
Season 2, Episode 10: The Caste System
Okay I immediately have issues with this episode, so let’s not waste time exploring why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst. #1 - In Carrie’s voice-over at the beginning of the episode she says, “It’s easy for me to say I love you New York. It’s not so easy to say I love you Mr. Big. … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 10: The Caste System
Season 2, Episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks
Carrie is pawing at Big on the street but he still manages to check out other women. She wants to change this habit, of course. Charlotte’s new boyfriend is uncircumcised, which is a major turnoff for her. She may be a little superficial, but Carrie is still the worst. Why? I’m glad you asked. Reasons … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks
Season 2, Episode 8: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
This episode is automatically in my top ten of all Sex and the City episodes because it introduces us to the awesomeness that is Steve Brady. But before we get to him... During a night on the town, Big finally introduces Carrie as his girlfriend and she’s never been happier. I mean the look on … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 8: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 