Oh god, the Susan Sharon episode. I hate this episode. Carrie’s annoying friend Susan Sharon is married to a dipshit and decides to dump him and stay at Carrie’s apartment. It doesn’t take us long to jump in to reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst. And also I just want to get this episode … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 2: The Awful Truth
Month: February 2019
Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Whhhhhooooooo boy: the first post Big breakup/New Yankee episode and it’s a doozy. Charlotte and Miranda show up at Carrie's apartment to drag her out (and pick Samantha up on the way while she's trying to stick it out with James) in an attempt to get her out of her apartment and hole of self-wallowing … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
And now, we've reached the season one finale. Miranda is dating a playwright, Thomas John Anderson. They have amazing sex, but then he always needs to shower immediately afterwards because when he was growing up, the nuns told him sex is a sin. Walking and talking with Carrie, Miranda tells Carrie that if she had … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
Carrie and Big are all blissful in bed until one morning when she wakes up and farts. She is so embarrassed that she runs out of bed covered in blankets and immediately runs in to the door. She gets dressed to leave as fast as humanly possible. The next day at Big's, while they are … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower
The gals each receive an invitation to their friend Laney's baby shower. She used to be wild, and now she's settled down in Connecticut. They flashback to a party where Laney strips for everyone. Completely embarrassing. As Carrie is adding the date of the shower to her planner, she realizes her period is four days … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower
Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
The episode opens with a montage of a perfect lady named Brooke having the time of her life with various eligible bachelors. Well, isn't it a surprise to Carrie Bradshaw when Brooke ends up marrying some super boring dude? Apparently, as much as they are judging Brooke, Carrie and friends are also having a blast … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd
We open the episode with another Charlotte is falling in love too fast story. This time, it is with a man named Jack. One night, after they've fucked, he asks her about her fantasies. She asumes this is a question about her career/future, but he corrects her by saying he meant what are her FUCKING … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd
Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists
The intro drops us right in to Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst-ville. Reasons being: #1 - Carrie is blissful with Big. She feels that the entire island of Manhattan has been reduced to two people: Big and Carrie. Because it seems to her that they are the only two people in NYC, she has no … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists
Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex
Ah, the episode with the basically see-through dress. Carrie wears it on her first official date with Big and shock of shocks she immediately sleeps with him. Before dinner. Which, to be clear, doesn’t make her awful. There was no way she wasn’t sleeping with him. But this is the first episode where she starts … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex
Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex
We open with Carrie talking about how the most powerful woman in New York is the hostess at Balzac, which I can only assume is a made up restaurant because when I Googled it, nothing came up. Anyway. Samantha can't charm the hostess to get a table for her and Carrie so they just leave. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 