Season 6B, Episode 7: An American Girl in Paris, Part Une

I was originally going to do this two-part finale in one post but then changed my mind. Since part one has been almost done for a while and I'm a giant slacker, I figured I'd post part one, so you'd have something to tide you over until part two. Anyways! We have lots to talk … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 7: An American Girl in Paris, Part Une →

AJLT, S1, E3: When in Rome…

I wonder what the odds are that I have a rage stroke before finishing this spinoff. This episode starts off with some podcasting shit and then after they wrap, Che asks Carrie how she's holding up. I assume they mean how is she holding up because Big died even though Carrie could have called 911 … Continue reading AJLT, S1, E3: When in Rome… →

Season 6B, Episode 6: Splat!

First of all, I am so sorry for my lack of posts. I started AJLT, it was terrible, I got really busy at work, and then an unexpected addiction to Hell's Kitchen derailed me. The plan is to finish the original series, the terrible spinoff, and then tackle the movies. However, I was honored to … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 6: Splat! →

AJLT, S1, E2: Little Black Dress

I originally started this post on December 14th and I haven't come back to it because this show fucking sucks and it is actually painful for me to write about it. But, I've committed to it. And unlike Carrie with Aidan or Big with ANYONE, I intend to follow through. Also, this shit only has … Continue reading AJLT, S1, E2: Little Black Dress →

And Just Like That…time to rip off the bandaid (SPOILERS)

Before watching either of the two new reboot episodes, I've learned the following: Big dies of a heart attack riding a Peloton Peloton's stock subsequently tanked Now they are trolling AJLT because they posted a new ad with Chris Noth on Twitter that I will post at some point. Season One, Episode One, entitled Hello … Continue reading And Just Like That…time to rip off the bandaid (SPOILERS) →

Season 6B, Episode 5: The Cold War

We are in the home stretch and my goal WAS to wrap this up before the revival starts, but it starts 12/9, sooooo. Well, anyway. I'll figure it out. Let's not waste any time talking about why Carrie Bradshaw is the worst! Although to be honest this post is turning into why AP is the … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 5: The Cold War →

Season 6B, Episode 4: Out of the Frying Pan

Approximately 55 seconds in and I'm already suffering from rage blindness. Carrie Bradshaw continues to be the worst, for the following reasons: #1 - Don't fucking make out in the middle of the street in NYC. It is hard enough for people to drive there, don't make it worse. GET OUT OF THE WAY. #2 … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 4: Out of the Frying Pan →

Season 6B, Episode 3: Catch-38

There is a whole bunch of bullshit going on in this episode, so let's jump right in to all of the reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the WORST. #1 - The episode opens with Carrie yammering on in her voiceover about how, after only two months of dating the Russian, they hit a rare relationship … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 3: Catch-38 →

Season 6B, Episode 2: The Ick Factor

I was originally afraid this episode would not give me enough reasons for Carrie Bradshaw being the worst because of the Miranda and Samantha storylines but I FORGOT about the nauseating scenes with her and AP (in addition to a few other things), so I think we're good. SIDEBAR THIS IS NOT A SIDEBAR: Miranda … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 2: The Ick Factor →

Season 6B, Episode 1: Let There Be Light

I started this post (and by started I mean wrote like one paragraph) on Sept 6th and then didn't come back to it until after news broke that Willie Garson sadly passed away at the age of 57. I truly cannot imagine anyone else playing Stanford Blatch. He brought so much talent and sass to … Continue reading Season 6B, Episode 1: Let There Be Light →