And now, we've reached the season one finale. Miranda is dating a guy, Thomas John something, his name isn't important, who always needs to shower immediately after sex because when he was growing up, the nuns told him sex is a sin. For research purposes about religion and sex (I guess?) Carrie does a walking … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
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Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
This episode is one I usually skip because, well, it revolves around gas. We again open the episode with Carrie idealizing everything between her and Big. It was the way she always dreamed it could be until she farts in bed and flees from the room so quickly that she runs into the door. Even … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought
Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower
This is a throwaway episode for me (lame in general) and has very slim pickings on why Carrie is The Worst. Former party girl Laney is having a baby shower in Connecticut. None of them want to go but Carrie says it is the right thing to do. While she pencils the date in on … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower
Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
Why do people get married if they’re not in love? This is a question Carrie pops to Mr. Big after attending the wedding of her friend Brooke, who just married someone who loves her more than she loves him. Healthy. It is during this phone call that he informs her he never plans on getting … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd
The focus of the episode is threesomes because Charlotte’s new boyfriend wants to have one. Good luck with that, bro. We inevitably get to the part where Carrie asks Big if he’s ever had a threesome and he tells her that, in fact, he has. It was with the ex-wife Carrie didn’t know he had. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 8: Three’s A Crowd
Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists
The intro drops us right in to Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst-ville. Reasons being: #1 - Carrie is blissful with Big. She feels that the entire island of Manhattan has been reduced to two people: Big and Carrie. Because it seems to her that they are the only two people in NYC, she has no … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists
Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex
Ah, the episode with the basically see-through dress. Carrie wears it on her first official date with Big and shock of shocks she immediately sleeps with him. Before dinner. Which, to be clear, doesn’t make her awful. There was no way she wasn’t sleeping with him. But this is the first episode where she starts … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex
Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex
We open with Carrie talking about how the most powerful woman in New York is the hostess at Balzac, which I can only assume is a made up restaurant because when I Googled it, nothing came up. Anyway. Samantha can't charm the hostess to get a table for her and Carrie so they just leave. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex
Season 1, Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys
In our episode intro/voice-over, we see Carrie and Big continuously bumping into each other at various social events. At some point they decide to meet for drinks at 10:30pm on a Saturday night. It just happens to be the hottest new restaurant that Samantha's PR firm is handling. Miranda, Carrie, and Charlotte meet up outside. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys
Season 1, Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs
Carrie is invited to the Hamptons house of her friends Patience and Peter. She explains in her voiceover that Hamptons' guests have to sing for their supper, so at dinner, she tells some raunchy date story to the delight of her hosts. So, why is Carrie the worst in this episode? I'm glad you asked. … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 