Wow, I thought the last episode was bad and then I watched this one and remembered why it is in my bottom five. Even though there is a lot happening in this episode, I wish I could skip it. The episode begins with Carrie in a meeting with the editors of the book she doesn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 4: Cover Girl
Before I rage about Carrie, quick announcement: I finally created a Facebook Page for Carrie Bradshaw is the worst - please give it a like/follow! (Yes I should have done this from the beginning...my bad.) Charlotte is turning 36. Carrie gets stood up for a blind date. Samantha finally drops Richard's ass. This episode isn't … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
When I started this blog, the main rule I had for myself was that I would recap every episode no matter what. This episode falls under "no matter what" because I fucking hate it and every single storyline. From Samantha getting back with Richard to Carrie getting a book deal, the whole thing just SUCKS. … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
Sadly, this season is only eight episodes because SJP was pregnant but it still gives me SO MUCH MATERIAL. It took me like five tries to get through this episode because it is one of my least favorites but I finally pushed through and here we are. Unfortunately for Carrie, her friends have more significant … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
We have reached the end of season four. It has been quite the ride. Carrie has made no emotional progress, despite what she insists to Miranda. Fall is coming. The weather is crisp. Carrie needs a heavier blanket on her bed and, since she can't sleep, a non-booty call visit to Big. Which brings me … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
Streaming HBO on Roku is great because when I want to watch SATC episodes, I can pick and choose, and I always choose to skip this episode. There is a lot going on outside of Carrie Bradshaw being the worst but don't worry, I came prepared with reasons. Starting with... #1 - Carrie has a … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 17: A Vogue Idea
Okay...you guys. This episode BLOWS. When I rewatched it, because this is an episode I normally skip, I had forgotten just how fucking awful and selfish Carrie is to Aidan. And in general. Because she's the WORST. So let's get to the reasons why. #1 - Charlotte is trying to stay busy to move past … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 15: Change of a Dress
This is the bullshit episode where Carrie starts wearing her engagement ring on a chain as a necklace because...well she tells Aidan it is because that way it is closer to her heart but we all know it is because she's the worst. I am not a fan of this episode (or the next one) … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 14: All That Glitters
This episode...this episode. Well, we have yet another example of Carrie acting like a dingbat towards Aidan and somehow getting away with it. Aidan is in the process of moving in to Carrie's apartment and they are having a space issue since the old lady in the apartment next door hasn't moved out yet. (Remember, … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 13: The Good Fight
This episode should actually be titled JUST SAY NO YOU DUMB BITCH, but maybe the writers thought that was too mean? Doesn't matter. About eight seconds into the episode we are given the first of MANY reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the WORST. #1 - Carrie gets back to her place from buying tomatoes for … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 12: Just Say Yes
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 