When I started this blog, the main rule I had for myself was that I would recap every episode no matter what. This episode falls under "no matter what" because I fucking hate it and every single storyline. From Samantha getting back with Richard to Carrie getting a book deal, the whole thing just SUCKS. … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
Sadly, this season is only eight episodes because SJP was pregnant but it still gives me SO MUCH MATERIAL. It took me like five tries to get through this episode because it is one of my least favorites but I finally pushed through and here we are. Unfortunately for Carrie, her friends have more significant … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 1: Anchors Away
Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
We have reached the end of season four. It has been quite the ride. Carrie has made no emotional progress, despite what she insists to Miranda. Fall is coming. The weather is crisp. Carrie needs a heavier blanket on her bed and, since she can't sleep, a non-booty call visit to Big. Which brings me … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 18: I Heart NY
Season 4, Episode 17: A Vogue Idea
Streaming HBO on Roku is great because when I want to watch SATC episodes, I can pick and choose, and I always choose to skip this episode. There is a lot going on outside of Carrie Bradshaw being the worst but don't worry, I came prepared with reasons. Starting with... #1 - Carrie has a … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 17: A Vogue Idea
Season 4, Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
This episode is weird because overall it is one of my go-to's but it also makes my blood boil. This is one of the few times where I want to punch Charlotte York in the face. It should really be called Ring a Ding Ding Bat. The last episode ended with Carrie's voice over telling … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
Season 4, Episode 15: Change of a Dress
Okay...you guys. This episode BLOWS. When I rewatched it, because this is an episode I normally skip, I had forgotten just how fucking awful and selfish Carrie is to Aidan. And in general. Because she's the WORST. So let's get to the reasons why. #1 - Charlotte is trying to stay busy to move past … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 15: Change of a Dress
Season 4, Episode 14: All That Glitters
This is the bullshit episode where Carrie starts wearing her engagement ring on a chain as a necklace because...well she tells Aidan it is because that way it is closer to her heart but we all know it is because she's the worst. I am not a fan of this episode (or the next one) … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 14: All That Glitters
Season 4, Episode 13: The Good Fight
This episode...this episode. Well, we have yet another example of Carrie acting like a dingbat towards Aidan and somehow getting away with it. Aidan is in the process of moving in to Carrie's apartment and they are having a space issue since the old lady in the apartment next door hasn't moved out yet. (Remember, … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 13: The Good Fight
Season 4, Episode 12: Just Say Yes
This episode should actually be titled JUST SAY NO YOU DUMB BITCH, but maybe the writers thought that was too mean? Doesn't matter. About eight seconds into the episode we are given the first of MANY reasons why Carrie Bradshaw is the WORST. #1 - Carrie gets back to her place from buying tomatoes for … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 12: Just Say Yes
Season 4, Episode 11: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
This is one of my all time favorite episodes and when I was watching it the other night, I ended up tweeting something to Kim Cattrall that she actually responded to (don't worry, I will include that in this post). Anyway, this is another episode where Carrie is (mostly) amazing to Miranda and a shit … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 11: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Carrie Bradshaw is the Worst 